1000 Funny Reasons you lost a game

1. You resign.

2. You accidentally misclicked 10 times and you throw your computer out of the window.

Please continue

what??

0_0 ok?

that was 3 reasons

(T_T)(T_T)

You get checkmated by a queen

4. Your house starts burning down

5. You are violently attacked by an Ostrich

6. An extremely loud helicopter outside makes you lose focus

7. An unhappy person you checkmated 15 minutes ago finds your IP address and DDOSes you

8. You tried using a trackpad to play bullet

9. Your opponent's Grandmaster friend is helping them

10. r/AnarchyChess found you declining en passant

11. A missile is launched directly towards the device you are playing chess on, destroying it

12. Your cat steals your device and deletes your account

13. Your opponent is ME

( ´･･)

What about c4

23. You spill milk on ur computer and it stops working.

24. A bolt of lighting almost hits ur window and you get so shocked you forget that you are playing.

25. You are playing with 10000ms lag

51. your house gets bombed by the mafia

52. Your in a swimming pool and get drowned

53. your mom forces you to take out the trash

54. a new video from a YouTuber or famous person comes out

55. your dad says that he is gunna get da milk

56. your in a plane and your the pilot

57. you got checkmated

58. you accidently went incognito 💀

59. you were playing 30 chess games at the same time.

60. a scary doll is chasing you

61. you fell into the backrooms

62. you were vibing too hard

63. your computer had the sudden urge to crash

64. you did dumb moves

65. you slipped and fell into a restaurant then proceeded to buy your favorite dish then tripped again and went to the bank which then again you slipped and accidentally pulled out a gun, robbed the bank and had a standoff with the police, which finally ended with you falling into the floor.

66. You think you lost (actually you didn't) and go running and go crazy, and THEN you lost on time

67. You drop ur ipad into the toilet

68. Vouldmort appears and klils you with a curse

69. You are a sloth and you needs 30 seconds to make a move and you move slower and slower and you fell asleep.

70. You are too busy commenting on this forum

71. You are watching Hikaru play and you forget YOU are also playing

72. The police are chasing you and you dont have time to think

81. Died because your opponent made a Jojo reference in the chat.

82. A statue of Danny Devito falls on your device, preventing you from completing the game, while also hitting the resign button.

83. A cow falls from the sky, crushing you.

84. You fall into a volcano.

85. You play the Grob.

88. Shrek appeared out of nowhere and you #### your pants.