100 funny things to do on chess

Check = u win
LOL

smash the gold trophy on your apponents head and brag when you got last place in a tournement

Kings and queens on the opposite side.

Say that your king committed $uicide

lol

Lose to martin

Say king me when your pawn reaches the end of the board

Play magnus carlsens bot and get hints

i checkmated him that way

32: play any move from anarchy chess

100: Don't think just move

Make your king abdicate so your opponent has to chekmate your queen

Hyperaccelerated Bongcloud

Like this

play while running away from the police at high speed

When you are losing, throw a pipe bomb at the other player

Play against a friend that is 100 elo and blunder every piece of yours except a pawn and promote to a queen and checkmate