Member of the Year
I mean you (Stacy) get the presidency in return for the squash. If you can spot George in the picture.
I nominate Reservesmonkey because...
1. Has a great sense of humour
2. Stays away from the drama
3. Never brown noses
4. Always gives a friendly welcome to new members
5. Is never sarcastic
Oh wow! I thought this was the liar's thread. Never-mind
Woweeeeee, that's really clever !
If Iwin chess.com member of the year (MOY), I shall take the squash and since I don;t like it either, shall carve it into chess peices and then varnish them (quite heavily so they don't smell) and take them into the park so that I can teach all the children in me humble town the glories of this game. This will work well, since there is a park by the homeless shelter that I volunteer at and it is infested with drug dealers and prostitites and my chessgames will show them that there is something better to do with their lives. This would, of course, meant that you, Stacy, could single handedly be responsiable for ending the crime problems of Lexington Kentucky by making me Chess.com MOY
After teaching them all to play chess, I will found a chess school for underprivaleged kids and bring in grandmasters from all over the planet to give my students the best instruction. Then, I will set them all up with library accounts so they can get online every Tuesday afternoon and share what Papa Garry taught them this week.
Please give my humble idea attention. It has always been my dream to help people, and with your assistance, I can fufull both my dreams, and those of all the children.
This starting to be too long (longer than big brother and american idol together. . .)
Ill buy you a beer when you visit Zagreb if this gets over in next 24 hours.
2 if i win. . .
Exellent. So many kinds: dark, lager, light (but still stronger than american "regular"), premium, stout, pils . . . something for everyone
Not like in America. There a beer is like making love in a canoe. . . . f...ing close to water.
There is nothing like beer to give you that inflated feeling of selfesteem.
Barney Gumble