Member of the Year

I'm not happy with 5th, I'm number one member of the year,

 Batgirl and the rest just simply don't cut the mustard compared to me.

If I changed my name to Senator Blutarski would I win ?  (you know, because of the quasi-subtle Animal house reference in the competition definition)

"Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

LATEST RESULTS: 12-3-07

Frontrunner. Queenie: Still maybe the best post, if you ask the committee, and you should.

2nd. tekn0c4t: Wow - that's some craziness.

4th. Pimpingpawnage: because he complained - again. Sometimes that will get you somewhere a 2nd time.

5th. Ian: the tree thing is still getting me, still.

Let me continue to say that you people are...CRAZY. And that's one thing I love about chess.com. Chess players, while being of course more smarteristic, are certifiably insane. These posts prove that. The committee is somewhat displeased over one tiny aspect of the pageant. NO pictures yet! No pictures of anyone wearing a crown. How can we, the esteemed grand committee, make a decision without seeing some sort of picture of the potentional CHESS.COM MEMBER OF THE YEAR. You people talk a big game...now prove it! The committee is growing listless and considers a draw. Or does it? WHO KNOWS!? Such is the committee. Just a few more posts left...

That is all. 

I'm glad I am still in the race even though I am falling behind a bit.  My white christmas tree is keeping me in it I think though I got home from work the other day to find that my cat "carl" had attacked the tree and pulled off the majority of the ornaments.  I think he finds the tree a bit offensive which is understandable.  He tends to leave the Menorah alone.  I keep that on top of the TV.  I usually light it just before the show "Americas next top model" comes on.  I know that show has nothing to do with Hanukkah but I do it to honor Tyra Banks. 

I am not sure if this will help or not but sometimes when I am at work and no one is around, I drive my forklift over bubble-wrap so it sounds like a Machine-gun going off.   It's very therapeutic.

Although I have never played squash, I would be willing to learn. I have often squashed bugs, especially the ones that buzz in my ear. Oh, and roaches. They're bugs, right? My son likes bugs, and won't let me crush them much.

 Back to squash.

 I've both squashed and BEEN squashed in chess. I've even avoided being squashed. Maybe you could say I squeaked by. That starts like squash. What if I squashed a squeaky squid? Would that earn me points?

 I love sweet potatoes and yams, which often taste like squash. My son will even eat them.

 Do you have any spaghetti squash? It's a squash that looks like spaghetti inside.

 I don't know if this puts me in the running, but I'm hopeful.

Why is my name funny? I didn't want to be too royal, and be known as your Majesty on this site, because I hear that all the time, I thought I could make more friends on this site by being a bit down to earth, thats why I gave my name as Queenie, and my rather large house (and it is very large, but its not funny, and I can't say exactly where it is because I have trouble now everytime I go out,  the Paps  are forever  chasing me all over the place trying to take my photograph) and Stacy beautiful chappie that you are, I agree. I too love all you guys on this site, purely because we are all slightly bonkers, but very, very funny with it. Thanks for this forum I have laughed a lot over the coments.

1. I like squash

2. squash is cool

3. my family likes squash

4. my dad plays squash

5. my avatar is cool

6. I like squash

So i nominate my self and I like squash. So put me in the rankings because i like squash. 

1. I love squash, chess and cheese

2. squash, chess and cheese are uber cool

3. my family loves squash, chess and cheese

4. my dad plays squash, chess, and eats cheese

5. my avatar is the coolest avatar ever 

6. I like squash more than JFercan

me, je suis French. Being français is cool! I should be top 'chien'! Yes? Oui!!!

Plus, I am not an intellectual. I play chess! Yes? Oui!!!!

Come on Stacey. I'll be your French Lover... How cool is that? Yes? Oui!!!!

Stacy, I strongly object to spair75 claim to be member of the year.

Please follow this link and pay special attention to who started it.

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/correspondence-chess-ishould-be-banned

Remember King_Williams' the man for the crown!

Will Play Chess.com For Squash!

No squash for president.