How to talk like Hikaru Nakamura part 2

Since a lot of people liked my first topic about how to talk like Hikaru Nakamura, I've made a second one, using some suggestions people made.

1. "Yeah, I should be winning here. If takes, takes, then takes takes takes, takes takes, takes check, Ke2 takes, takes takes takes takes, takes takes, takes takes takes, then takes takes, then if Ne7 then I sauce the diagonal, and his juicer is hanging, unless he takes, then takes takes takes, then I take ... *stares at ceiling* then takes takes, takes takes takes ... hmm.. it's pretty unclear. I think I'll just castle."

"I don't know if this is right, but whatever ..."

"I think I'm winning here ... *one move later* Ugh. I totally misplayed this. I'm not happy with my position at all." (Created by @KnightChecked, not me.)

 

2. (on reddit) *sees a funny meme* this is actually really funny

*sees a meme I don't even think is funny* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA heh heh heh 

 

3. "So takes takes then check and if he goes here than I mate him otherwise he just loses his queen"

(Created by @Aron_08, not me)

 

4️⃣. *Wins a game* alright, let's keep going.       *wins during Arena Kings* Okay, let's go, c'mon, C'MON! 

 

5. link to part one: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chesstv/how-to-talk-like-hikaru-nakamura

 

 

@Dawinnner1221, more juicy juice plz

”I’ll just do this and this and that and... wait, if this then my juicer’s hanging, so takes takes takes takes check, if Ke2 Ne7.... but the bishop’s hanging now... maybe I’ll just castle.” 

 

If Botvinnik were to see this...

Posts have an edit button.

"I think you misplayed it a little" ;]

Hikaru looking at a hilarious meme

 “I don’t get it chat what is so funny about this anyways lets keep going”

@PunchboxNET and @tacticspotter good ones... I will add them to part three as soon as I get 20 comments to this one (if I get 20, then I know people are reading it).

@MidnightRhino thanks for telling me, I have done so.

I have posted this on part one but...

“There’s a check,Ng6 Qg8,check check check check check check check check check check,is it a staircase?Yeah it is a staircase,check check check check check check and Nf8”

@tacticspotter sorry I didn't see it... I will include you in part three.

Yeah, his inability to understand simple humor is sometimes hilarious, sometimes frustrating.

"King, Queen, Bishop, Knight, Rook, Pawn.... Spoon?... Spoon?... or is this a lightbulb?"

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Hikaru does that on purpose - he pretends to be a boomer sometimes just for laughs.

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Look I have a brilliant move after takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes



THEN OMG BRILLIANT MOVE OH AND THEN TAKES TAKES TAKES AND ANOTHER BRILLIANT MOVE




And then takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes…


Three hours later takes and then forced mate after takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes and then…







Wait a minute.. NONE OF THIS CAN HAPPEN IF HE CASTLES QUEENSIDE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL OF THAT EXTREME THINKING FOR NOTHING oh maybe I should look at the computer WHAT YOU LOST BY TIMEOUT



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hikaru inspired me to say “here” and “there” in every other sentence when I’m talking about chess 

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