My another great chess variant-SHOUT Chess

In this game, Shouting can changes game condition sometimes!

Shouting can change win to lose, draw to win, draw to lose and even lose to win!

When you play chess you must shout some phrases.

Action-phrase to shout

Move pawn-dog

Move rook-girl

Move knight-alien

Move bishop-boy

Move queen-babysitter

Move king-baby

Eat-(Capture) killed (Captured) take example that Rook eated pawn so shout girl killed dog(the capture one)

Castling-dating

Capture En Passent-hotdog

Pawn Promotion-dog's souls to (Promoted Piece phrase), take example that promoted to rook so shouted dog's souls to girl

Checkmate-baby became placenta

Draw by 50move-dogs enjoying bones

Draw by Stalemate-baby sucking milk

Draw by Threefold Repetition-sleeping

Draw by Insuffient Material-baby's world

So everyone should shout! And didn't shout leads lose.

PS:When you draw, shout together, the one who shouted most accurate and fastest wins and vice versa.

One more, if you do the thing shout the continued phrase.

If this is legal, I think it needs new rating system ELOS.(Arpad Elo's Shout!)

(ELO Marks(base on normal games and etc))+(Shouting Marks(/300))

If like this, eg:Kasparov had ELO 2851 and Carlsen had ELO 2812, but Kasparov's SM(Shouting Marks) is 100 and Carlsen's is 150 so

ELOS Mark:

Kasparov 2851+100=2951

Carlsen 2812+150=2962

So Carlsen get the ELOS Peak and Kasparov get the ELO Peak.

Except this we need new ELOS title

Shouting Candidate(SC): Get 2350 ELOS or higher

Shouting Master(SM): Get 2450 ELOS or higher

International Shouter(IS): Get 2550 ELOS for one time and get 3 norms

Shoutmaster(SR): Get 2650 ELOS for one time, get 3 norms and win in one chess competition with more than 65% of the contestant is IS or upper.

Shoutparov(SK): Get 2900 ELOS, get 5 norms and win in two competitions with more than 30% of the contestant is SR or upper

Women titles, add a W

That's all.

If this appear I think IBM need a Shoutblue that can shout

Needs more lasers.  Can you work in some lasers?

I will try on SUGGESTING laser in my chess variants

Yeah, right...This is far too brilliant for people to understand! It's like saying "e=mc2", in the first grade!

i suggest you dilute the strength of whatever it is  youre taking.

cosmofish, did you abandon development of CAT chess?

"abondon development"? What it mean?

LMAO I prefer to move only my rooks and U will not shout but bring me those cute girls that U suggested! This is my lil modification to your wonderful idea!