Who is the dumbest player you ever played with?

Deleted mod KS plays worse than martin actually saw him lose against him lol Rating=31

I beat this bad chess player from Japan I checkmated them in 2 or 3 moves

I can't spell their name it was just gidersh

Played a guy called VuBrave in a daily game and he reported me for playing en Passant. He's 800 elo as well, needless to say I had a good laugh at him

What?

my friend who's just learnt how piece move

You.

First, read the title XD

"Who is the ... you ever played with?"

From what I saw, you have never played against this user.

There was this woman in her 30's or early 40's who could not "master" 2 Rooks vs King, K+Q vs K and K+R vs K. I must have worked on these simple mates with her at least 5 times and she still had trouble with it. She joined the club because her boyfriend was in it. Here is a real "kicker": She joined the USCF and only won a game because this old guy (who was not that good to tell the truth!) purposely saced a Queen and immediately resigned because he felt sorry for her! I even played her once in the 1st round of a Swiss and she played "all book" in a Symmetrical English (she was White) for 15 moves before she blundered a piece and continued to play until I checkmated her. All her moves up to move15 were just random! I talked to her after the game and she giddily said she had no idea what was going on. This was like a chimpanzee banging on a typewriter and writing a poem by sheer randomness!

The dumbest players are always the ones I lose to. Decades ago I lost to a player (he was the champion of a different district close to mine), and some months later another player told me that the guy was very active in a money pyramid scheme/scam. I felt so ashamed... How could I lose to such a dumb guy?

It's scholar

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