Worst Defence For Black Ever

Why not just list the three-move checkmate (two moves for black)?

what opening?

3...Qe7 is more or less playable

Hahah that’s one of the super annoying moves, I feel personally offended just seeing that. Like the opponent just did it out of spite. They are not gaining anything they have a relatively bad position, they just want to rob the satisfaction from the highly esthetic patterns that come from 3…fxe5. I mean it’s fine they play it because they’re not familiar with the position and they see that aha fxe5 doesn’t work but otherwise it’s just why do you do this, just to spite me? Definitely would work against me, highly demoralizing move, like the opponent is just out to get me personally the chess board itself be damned.