The Boring Opening
Have you tried to google these, might save you some time. Put the moves in comma's and you'll get exact matches only, there are several sites with every possible opening listed.
e.g. "1 e4 e5 2 c3"
Want to know another wierd opening (a sort of spinoff on the Ware Opening)? Try the Cornstalk Defense, probably the most dubious response to 1. e5. The Cornstalk Defense (also invented by Preston Ware, the namesake of the Ware Opening) is also sometimes known as Ware's Defense (or something to that effect).
When I was just learning chess, I used to play the Van't Krujis Opening (1. e3) and then follow with 2. d4.