Interestingly, 1. e3 is the third most played move on chess.com according to the Game Explorer: http://www.chess.com/explorer/index.html?db=2
Eh?
It's the 10th most played move in the Master database, and as far as I know there is no way to view the stats of all chess.com games.
And nobody cares about the novelties you play at coffee shops; your success rate is irrelevent to theory or your futile argument.
Yet, could be a winner in the hands of an eccentric master. The first move advantage remains.