Most Shocking Account Closure

mostly they were closed under Fair Play

@uplaner

lol I didn’t get a notif for this

but yeah djm was pretty surprising

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who is @uplaner

He prefers to play blitz on your account.

Uh... I don't get it.  Is that supposed to be a joke?

Colby is a stalker, he loves stalking you. He knows all of your online accounts as well as their passwords, he knows were you live, he knows your exact location, he knows everything that you know, and he has the exact same skills as you.

Really?  I just Friended him on Chess.com so that I could ask him why he's not playing Blitz Chess on Chess.com anymore...

I told you already, he prefers playing on your and @Justarandompatzer 's account(I added the space before the apostrophe so that it didn't affect the handle).  

I just find it odd that a player reaches 2200 like he did and suddenly stopped playing blitz chess altogether.  It's as if there is an underlying reason why he isn't playing blitz chess...  

I plan to ask him whether he feels that 2200 is the pinnacle for him and whether he feel satisfied that having reached 2200, he cannot go any higher.  I honestly think that is the reason why a lot of accounts go inactive or players stop playing rated chess... because they are looking to preserve a particular rating.  

However, I don't want to put words in his mouth so I have to pose the question to him directly.  

That doesn't make sense, because no one plays on my account but me...  I've literally played over 7,000+ games on Chess.com.  Which is rather unbelievable when I think about it.  hmmm...

To be fair, he doesn't really care about online blitz, he already proved himself to be a strong player by gaining the nm title.

He's still single, it gives so much free time that he wastes on blitz.

Uh...  but titles are meaningless.

I defeat NMs, IMs, WFMs, FMs, all the time.  It doesn't mean that you're any better than competitors just because you have a title before you name.  

2200 is not a pinnacle for me.  It is a mere plateau upon which I can build upon.  I just don't understand why a lot of players see it as the end all.  It's actually quite sad.  Why not work to get better and better rather than being satisfied over 800 rating points below the best in the world????

He's 47, at that age losing his virginity is more important to him than gaining another 100 rating points. 

Well touche...  being less than half his age I cannot honestly say what it is like to be older but I find that a lot of really hot girls like older guys.

I know a lot of 10 hot babes who have older boyfriends and I ask them:  "Why are you going out with an older guy?"  And without fail, they say that they like older guys because they're more mature and well to do than younger guys who don't have money, lower paying jobs and are undependable.  

I say fair enough...  I guess there are girls for all types of guys, but my point is that a guy doesn't have to give up playing Blitz chess to get really hot girls.  Really hot girls love blitz chess players with ratings above 2200+

i wonder why the acc closure forum turned into a game forum (ROL)

Yeah... okay.

But we've moved on from that...  We're talking about getting hot babes by increasing our blitz Chess skill.  

My dream girl is someone like WFM Alexandra Botez... I think that she is smoking hot because she can play chess like a Boss and she's witty and cute too.  Damn, I'm even thinking of moving to New York if I can get a date with her.  Job & education be damned... it would be worth it.   

Hopefully, I'm not too young for her to consider but after being smitten and letting her win a couple of chess games, I think we could be on a first name basis soon.  Keeping my fingers crossed.  I need a wingman.  Yo Colby-Covington, if you're not going to keep playing blitz chess because you got shell shocked, how about being a wingman?  LOL.

Im already dating her bro.