jackityjackjack
Miyembrong Platinum

Hi there! I'm Jack.

I'm going to update this regularly, so check back whenever.

 

Facts about me:

I like chess. I've played my whole life, but only started playing seriously about march 2023.

I am a christian, if you are as well, let me know, and we can be friends. If not, let me know also and tell me why you believe what you believe. I'm always happy to debate any subject.

I am #1 rated on villagers chess, and I do free coaching if you want to get better at it, also join the club www.chess.com/club/villagers-chess-club/join

I am a custom variants tester. If you'd like me to review your custom variant, feel free to message me.

I am the former world's youngest person.

I'm also in speech and debate, which is one of my favorite things ever, it has the best people and everyone is friends with everyone else. (I finished 98th in debate last year out of over 750 teams!)

I have 7 siblings. Yes, they are a handful, but it is a blessing from God.

I am not going to accept your random club invite since I don't know you, and I'm already too busy.

If I don't know you, please don't send me a friend request.

 

Some Cool People:

@ant-x A great friend. He's good at variants, and he's so dedicated to his clubs, and those that he helps in!

@Dranyam00 He's a smart and interesting guy, we also play variants together.

@Drummer_GD_Elijah A great CHTer, a great vote chess partner, and a great friend in general.

@Sliverdove My sister. Also my debate partner. I love playing variants with her, she's one of the few people who can occasionally beat me at villagers'chess.

@Bsrti The head of the variants server, we play together sometimes. He's the guy I turn to when I get too full of myself and beat everyone, I can't beat him at anything.

@ChessMasterGS A great CGA and a great friend. We test variants together.

@BN1208 Also a great tester (And now a CGA!) very fun to play variants with and chat with.

@imchesspro0390 Such a good friend, variants creator, and villagers chess player. I love talking to him and playing with him.

@Haoleyi I don't even know where to begin, this guy is just pretty awesome. We play variants mostly, he's also in some pretty cool clubs with me.

@Select_Chicken Literally everything this guy says needs more than one laughing emoji. He's so much fun to be around, and to talk to.

@ArchEmperorSolev He has the most interesting life story of anyone I've ever met, he's very fun to play and also to talk to. (Why did he get banned?)

@AidanMckinnon A really cool guy. I know him from speech and debate, he beat me in the finals of our last chess tournament together after beating my sister in semis. (Update: I beat him once, and now he's scared to play me, claims we both know that he's better.)

@Jujulovestoread So cheerful all the time, and so friendly!

@BasixWhiteGirl She's probably my favorite person on OTF, she's always very kind and willing to share her opinions, even after she's been through a lot.

@Retrac1107 He's a great friend to talk to, play vote chess with, and he's currently the owner of the Rulers of chess.

@TheIshvalan When he's using Gen A slang, just ignore him. But the rest of the time, he's a lot of fun to talk to, and to play with. He also plays VC, send him a challenge sometime.

@Max_Wolfe This guy is really funny, you should check out his profile, it's always getting better. 

@GMchessminator Such an amazing person, he really seems to get me. He is also the owner of one of my favorite clubs, the Paladins of Chess! (He's banned now. And his club just isn't the same.)

@Emma_Lynnae What a great friend. I really can't begin to describe how awesome she is.

@Morgoth_Belegurth No words are sufficient.

 

My favorite clubs:

https://www.chess.com/club/christian-homeschool-team This club is one of the oldest on chess.com, and it has the best forums ever. Especially the memes forum. It also has the BEST people ever. And I mean that.

https://www.chess.com/club/the-party This club belongs to my friend @ant-x, and there are always great people to talk to and great events to be a part of!

https://www.chess.com/club/king-of-the-hill-team-1 This club has a bunch of great people, and always has great events to play in.

https://www.chess.com/club/the-rulers-of-chess This club has some of my favorite people in it, and is great for unwinding. (Hayley's gone now. Sad.)

https://www.chess.com/club/the-club-of-debate-and-discussion Have you ever had the most brilliant idea to post a very controversial topic? And then you get a lot of push back and regret it? Well in this club, you can post those ideas, and have very good discussions and debate about them. This club has so many smart people to hash out your ideas with. Just a great place to talk.

https://www.chess.com/club/variant-lovers-club This is my variants club, join if you like variants.

https://www.chess.com/club/mafia-masters If you enjoy playing Mafia, or would like to learn, this would be the place. There's lots of great people and mafia games.

https://www.chess.com/club/villagers-chess-club A club for villagers chess, my favorite variant! We have tournaments periodically, and they are loads of fun.

 

Quotes (Cheesy/Funny/Wisdom):

You should read them all, there's good ones mixed in.

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want now - unknown

(Words of wisdom right there)

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away, and you have his shoes. -unknown

I saw someone getting attacked by two other guys, so I jumped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against all three of us - @the2leggedman

Don't challenge death to a pillow fight unless you're ready for the reaper cushions - @the2leggedman

(How cheesy can you get?)

What do you call a criminal coming down the stairs? A con-descending - unknown

(Ok there you go)

People find me scary, but really.. I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk - @Hobbes

Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds. you can grow flowers, or you can grow weeds. @NSASavvy

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift that is why it is called the present. - @Peace-on-earth7

Life is a race, I choose to be a racist - @Lucas1009991

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. - Unknown

You need to quote your own comments a few times for quoting quotable quotes to quote - @Admiral_ChessBeard

My two best friends are a mirror and a shadow. The mirror will tell me the truth and the shadow will never leave me. - @MarionetLee1

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons -unknown

(I have to agree)

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness? - @XXX-101

If you're waiting for people to deserve your forgiveness, you may as well wait until you deserve God's forgiveness. - @wsswan

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went - @Max_Wolfe

It's bad luck to be superstitious - @Max_Wolfe

If you continue to fail, don't bother giving up, because you might fail at that too - @Dranyam00

Oh, and here's a great poem I got from @sealteamaquaa

in a field of yellow flowers
underneath the sun
bluest eyes that spark with lightning
boy with shoes undone
he is young, so full of hope
reveling in tiny dreams
filling up his arms with flowers
right for giving any queen
running to her, beaming bright
while cradling his prize
a flickering of yellow light
within his mother's eyes
she holds them to her heart
keeping them where they'll be safe
clasped within her very marrow
dandilions in a vase
she sees love where anyone else would see weeds
all hope is found, here is everything he needs
fathomless Your endless mercy
weight i could not lift
where do i fit in this puzzle?
what good are these gifts?
not a martyr or a saint
scarcley can i struggle through
all that i have ever wanted
was to give my best to You
Lord search my heart
create in me something clean
...dandelions...
You see flowers in these weeds
gently lifting hands to heaven
softened by the sweetist hush
a Father sings over His children
loving them so very much
more than words could warrant
deeper than the darkest blue
more than sacrifice could merit
Lord, i give my heart to you
Lord search my heart
create in me something clean
...dandelions...
You see flowers in these weeds

 

Memes Section:

(You may notice a lot of Star Wars and LOTR)

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