Gabberl

Winning is so easy that I can do it with my eyes closed because I'd be dreaming that I could.

 It's called blindfolded chess.

I drink coffee before bed so I can focus on sleeping. 

I play chess

I play chess in my sleep

I sleep in class

I play chess 24/7

 Sleeping is superior, no one can stop me from sleeping for eternity. Sleeping is fun but it's more fun when you never wake up from ur sleep

It's bad when you don't learn from your own mistakes but it's even worse when your opponent learns from your mistakes.

My brain is self-destructing because the 2 sides of my brain are starting a war in my skull. Brain cells are dying every second leading to intrusive thoughts, eventually turning into action such as blundering a king sacrifice.

  You realized that you wasted 2 sec to read this sentence.

 I literally spend more time editing my chess.com bio than actually playing chess.

 

chess.com
lichess
xianqi (idk if anyone even plays this)

Lol I worked so hard on this I don't wanna get rid of it...

                          OCEAN CHESS

People don’t want to hear your opinion, they want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth.

"You are what you eat and eat is what you are"
"If you're hungry in class, eat air"