BluePheonix108

----- OLD BIO FROM QUARANTINE -----

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Hi I am a frog, the worlds first chess playing frog. I always either lose or win because my opponents get distracted when the realize they are playing a frog. I never draw because if it is a drawn position, I stare at my opponent until one of us loses concentration and blunders because I am a frog. wink.png

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Wait, did I mention I am a frog?

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Speaking of frogs, I am a frog. I bet you are wondering..."This can't be for real. There is absolutely no way that this is a frog. I mean come on, frog's can't even type!" 

Well, I am here to tell you, that is just WRONG. Frogs actually can type. You know who else can type? Humans. Do you know who else can type? Frogs.

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Um, actually I think I am the only frog that can type, so don't go around thinking that you can get your friendly neighbourhood frog to do your homework. I mean, all other frogs CAN do it, but they can't write or talk so you'll have a hard time trying to get them to tell you the answer.

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Speaking of homework, who likes frogs? Do you like frogs? (By the way, I'm a frog in case you are wondering). I sure do like frogs. 

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Do you want to know fun fact about chess? Chess was actually named after a frog. Who knew!  I actually wanted to tell you, that I live in the country Canada. (wow, that sure is a funny way to spell "frogada")

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And hey wait, don't leave just yet, I haven't told you about frogs!  (Did I mention you're a frog?) Did you know that if you read the first letters of each line of this bio that the letters spell out "Frogs are the best because I am a frogs"?

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Hey well what did you expect, frogs can't read! angry.png

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Oh boy, do I ever love frogs. Speaking of chess, do you love frogs? Me too! Frogs are just the best! (Not to be humble or anything)

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Say, can you just do me a favour? All I just need you to do is to just go to just your local froggy pond, and just find a frog and just tell it that it is just a frog. A fun fact about frogs, is just that they don't even know they're frogs!! Who've thunk! 

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Ohhh, did I tell you frogs love abbreviations?? My personal favourite is LOL. It's LOL pretty funny LOL right LOL? LOL! grin.png It's great after someone tells a joke. "knock knock," "who's there?" "a frog" "a frog who?" "a fro-" "LOL"   -See what I mean?

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Oh and BTW (By The Way), JSYK (Just So You Know), my NAME (greeN froggy frAME) is FROGGY. (it's short for FROG happy.png)

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You actually read it all? Oh thanks old chap! You have no idea what it means to a little ordinary chess-playing frog like me. I really appreciate it. Since you read my entire bio, I won't read your entire bio! (What do think I am, a frog or something?? Frogs can't read!!!!)

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Wait I forgot to mention i'm a frog. Let me just interrupt myself to tell you that I am a frog, because if I don't tell you that I am a frog, you won't know whether or not I am a frog or not. (Spoiler: I am a frog) So here it goes, i'm about to tell you that I am a frog.

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*deep breaths*

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*nervously starts sweating*

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Um...ah...I've never actually told anybody my secret of being a frog...ah...uh..

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*shuts eyes and starts breathing very nervously because I am nervous*

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*SUSPENSE*

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*breathes in and out*

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*OPENS EYES*

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Here goes...

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I'm a frog happy.png