If you wonder why you are tasked with hacking me, it is because:
A military doctor caused another doctor (making the second a military agent) to use a laser to put holes into my eyes during an exam.
Along with trying to change my gender, sexuality, and God knows what else using classical conditioning.
Complaining about it is why you are given this task. I hope they give you a medal for your wholesome support of this Country Canada which uses it's Charter of Rights and Freedoms for toilet paper.
Why? My dad was a journalist with the Canadian Press, on the Justice beat. He made the mistake of being Catholic. Over the past two years, I have been told that they have over 240,000 images and videos of me, since I was ~ 10 years old. I have seen at least one that was modified, with a half dozen others used as a story board to tell an untrue story...the photos were taken from 6 different geographical locations over a 3 year period.
They've tried to run me down in the street or kill me in other ways about 60 times over the past 35 years. I have anthrax scars across my upper torso.
You wouldn't know that I was considered a top analyst, with a degree in Russian.
Canada is the worst country in the world.
Period.