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https://bestiefy.com/q?=kIu9d how well do you know me

@richhonestkitten    <---my sister

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my password to stuff  not telling you so get out of here   )=<

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I know 9 facts about you

1.you are reading this
2. You can’t say m without touching your lips
3.you didn’t know that “I know 9 facts about you is a fact”

5. you didn’t know that I skipped number 4

6. you just went back to check

7. you are laughing 

8. Now you know that that was short

9. You will copy and paste this to see who else falls for this too

4. you did not think I would put 4 back in

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join https://www.chess.com/club/international-pokemon-chess-club or else I will delete your Minecraft account

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real softie deep down inside    love dogs

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stuff to know
I am doggy crazy
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Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, who have ivory tusks so that makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages. Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty. 

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Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is on a diet. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. The boy who you called loser?... He beat you in a basketball game. The man who has one leg?... He lost his leg in a bomb attack. The boy you made fun of making a girly craft?... He was making this for his sister who sprained her ankle. The woman who was fat?... She is pregnant. The boy who you made fun of?... He made fun out of YOU!  Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will.

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Global warming is when greenhouse gases warm up the earth, thus the name: Global warming. This might not seem very important and boring. But it isn't important and it isn't boring. And here's why: The earth's warming is causing the arctic ice to melt. This is causing the sea levels to rise. Do you know how much ice there is on earth? Think of Russia. Tons. Of. Snow. Think of Antarctica. Even. More. Snow. Think of the North Pole. More ice! The world is covered with more ice than we think there is. And all of that ice is going to melt due to global warming.

All.

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Unless we stop global warming. But what's so bad about ice melting? The ice melting is causing the sea levels to rise. But more water means more rain. And more rain means... still not getting my drift? More hurricanes. Or rather: more human cases. Why am I calling this humane? Good question. Because we are causing global warming. We drive cars that emit Co2, a greenhouse gas that can warm up the earth.

Now, if you're an animal lover like myself, global warming might be more dismaying. Because hurricanes can kill animals, such as dogs, cats, and... and... other animals. Also, the arctic ice melting is very back for animals that are used to the ice and snow. Such as wolves. And arctic foxes. And polar bears. And penguins. And they are dying because of global warming. But animals such as crocodiles who live in the tropics are still affected. If the earth keeps warming up, well then it's going to be hot for everyone. Eventually, the earth will become unlivable.

Unlivable.

Yes, you read right. Unlivable. And we have to stop this. Now. But another thing is causing global warming. Yes, another thing. Deforestation. Trees breathe in greenhouse gases. And if we're cutting down trees, no one can breathe in all that greenhouse gas. If you are worried about global warming and want to spread the word so that others know about this, then you can copy and paste this and put it on your profile.

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favorite things

1. food I like

2. fast internet

3. reading

4. when my sister scratches my back

5. 3rd grade teacher

6. LEGO

7. lottery tickets

8. Pokemon

9. when I can sleep

10. video games

11. Chess

12. pets

13. vacation

14 going to friends house

15. push ups

16. memes

17. screen time

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tings I hate

1. slow internet

2. when screen time is over

3. when my sister annoys me

4. piano

5. when I get in trouble

6. long boring hours

7. when I am sick

8. when every body in the grade calls me so smart

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I am 11 years old

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infinity count memes

 

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study. 
Teacher: Class dismissed. 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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