I Accidentally Played The Most Epic Bullet Game Ever

I accidentally played the most epic bullet game of all times.

How? Let me tell the story from its very beginning...

This is a story about a girl named Lucky

It was just a normal Wednesday afternoon when I was silently sipping a cup of hot chocolate, wondering why baby ducks were so frigging cute, I received a message from Chess.com asking me to be a last minute replacement for the Poggers section of Winner Stays. As everyone's favorite replacement option, the savior of last minute events and "almost" Missouri State Champion, I immediately said yes to the dress... I mean... the offer.

My opponent was none other than Gigguk, the two-time champion of Tournament Arc and the event was hosted by GM Aman Hambleton of ChessBrah and GM Daniel "The Prophet" Naroditsky.

Before reaching the bullet section Gigguk and I played 45 minutes of 5+0 Blitz, where I got flagged in favorable positions and got horribly checkmated in the corner. Before switching to 3+0, I summoned the power of Madonna and ABBA and got possessed by them. I was unaware that I would be writing history in my least favorite time control: 1+0 Bullet.

Everything started as me premoving in the opening and losing a poor Bishy, who cried like a puppy left out in the rain. After we offered each other several free stuff, we decided to trade off everything and entered to a famous light squared bishop + pawns versus pawns + my hopes and dreams endgame. After I pushed all my pawns until I cannot push no more, my hopes and dreams got in a pretty severe Zugzwang situation. As a person who witnessed Christina Aguilera's transition from Genie In A Bottle to Dirty, I knew my only choice was to resort to dirty business: a series of unintentional blunders, questionable premoves and exploiting the fact that my opponent had no time.

I cannot quite describe what just happened but I think you trust GM Aman Hambleton of ChessBrah and GM Daniel "The Prophet" Naroditsky more than you trust me:

"That was the most epic bullet game, I have ever witnessed"

THAT game for chess connoisseurs:

The most epic bullet game ever.

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