5 Easy Steps To Beat A Chess Grandmaster

In this post, I will share 5 easy steps to beat a grandmaster in chess. Although this is not the only way to attain this noble goal, it is a fast and effective way to do it.

STEP 1: Find a GM
Duh! Of course you will need a chess grandmaster to be able beat them. And I knew exactly how to find one. So went to the local chess club and laid down my grandmaster trap. After a short wait, I was able get GM Alexander Ipatov to notice me after he found items from his natural habitat. 

Warning ⚠️ Step 1 attracts other chess people too. ⚠️ Just repeat the process until you get a GM.

STEP 2: Convince Them To Play A Game Of Chess
Convincing a grandmaster is certainly not an easy task. There are many reasons for a grandmaster to refuse you. At the end of the day, it is a risky task as there is a chance that you might break their chess and ruin their chess career. So, sfter hours of extensive research, I decided to borrow my methodology from one of the famous 20th century philosophers: Spice Girls!

STEP 3: Take Their Queen
Beating a chess grandmaster using normal means is almost impossible. So get that valuable lady out of the game NOW.

STEP 4: Avoid Agressive Things
Be careful. Grandmasters are dangerous creatures even when they are queen down. So, prepare yourself to play a long, positional game. 

STEP 5: Be Aware Of Stalemates

Grandmasters are quite resourceful even when there is a checkmate threat on the board. When you get low on time and they start giving their pieces to you, think twice. That delicious fishy might be the end of you.

Voila! Here's how you beat a chess grandmaster!

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